It wasn't like I did Orphan Black and was like, [in a snooty voice] "I can't wait to be nominated for an Emmy." I was just like, "I'm so excited I'm doing this show. I hope I can get through the day without passing out."

  • me: *makes a huge list of shows i need to watch*
  • me: *watches shows that arent on the list*
  • me: *watches cable*
  • me: *rewatches shows ive seen 10 times*
tagged → #about me
tagged → #she is so beautiful


He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

I’m a criminal, yo.


do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post